I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
