i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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