break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Randomize
