after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
The ass gains better be worth it
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