Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I will be naked everywhere
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I did not marry a roomba.
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