I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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