is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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