how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We have started to decorate penises.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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