I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
