worst night to have a conscience
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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