i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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