lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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