I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize