"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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