why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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