Non-Jews are for practice
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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