Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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