when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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