Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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