whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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