How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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