oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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