She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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