...so i touched it.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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