I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
