when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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