I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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