So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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