she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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