Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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