all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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