i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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