can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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