I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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