You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Randomize
