You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
then he tried to convert me to islam
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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