Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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