PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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