Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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