That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i think i have herpe
just one?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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