It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
is it fun? or sober?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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