the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize