so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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