with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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