I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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