You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
