Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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