New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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