god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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