You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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