paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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