is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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