He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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