True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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