dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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