it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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